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Eventually you grow fond of servitude.

Dear Santa,

will be at least ten years since I write to you, maybe a few more, calculating that I stopped asking for presents that time I saw my father secretly wear your full usual, dress to get you marks, but does not solve those little imperfections in belly level. Well, we are not here to talk about look, I'm not Ferragni Chiara. Having said that I wondered if after a decade could make some claim, does not want to sound arrogant here but, if possible, would that solve my problem: I hate hanging out.

I hate him with all my heart even more to change the sheets, even more to wash the cutlery dirty, even more than I miss the tram whizzes close or having to go to the pharmacy to buy a pregnancy test (the situation for which I have, years later, found a solution: get radiant and smiling as if at last my dream of having a child and a family was about to come true and ask, with eyes full of hope, that miracle of science that will allow me to see if I have the cycle again late or if I make a gitarella at St. Anna). Returning to spread, well the word I just causes convulsions, an event that never occurs, except when they are forced to strike off by yet pictures on facebook where you, friend sconociuto forgotten and that you will be deleted after this abuse, I get to write in how and when we met, or I advantages over my zodiac sign, believing that to be funny. Returning to our dear Father, well, I would immediately point out that the problem can not be solved simplistically putting fire under the dryer because we both know that I would ruin those rags that I use to cover my nakedness, and then ask you to find a radical solution. Personally, I can think of two ideas: either you get here too the Chinese that we do the laundry for a few euro as in America, or you give me a slave, nationality is not important enough for me that is a hard worker, a tireless and devoted. Maybe I would like Thai so while we're also runs massage, but do not want to sound arrogante.

Grazie per la disponibilità dimostrata,

sperando di essere ancora nella lista di quelli che hanno fatto i bravi,

M.

p.s.

Ho cambiato domicilio, ma queste cose tu le sai.

Io e Santa in un momento di intimità.

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The conjoined twins do not resemble each other shit. EYES OF BLUE DOG

Molte delle persone che conosco non usano il pigiama, piuttosto indossano comode tute e tshirt regalate in various contexts ranging from the first tests botched screen printing of your friend to graphic t-shirt donated to the supermarket when you buy three packs of cheese Great Mix by what you give to an event and is used primarily to sponsor a non familiar to those that one of your ex-boyfriend has forgotten, intentionally or not, to manifest his presence just when you do not want to think about him. T forget to then you could make a long list when the yellow pages, but we're not talking about that. We are talking about what has become démodé use as pajamas and now, men and women but especially men, choose the combination that provides casual pant. Match tremendously sexy only if you use wide cotton boxers, those are checked. That said I do not understand why. That I always have frozen limbs, and with down comforter and three blankets continue to be cold, at Pajamas not giving up. At the risk of sounding sometimes the bad copy of myself at 13, I at that sweatpants combo, but light, and a shirt, but heavy, I never say no. Even when the fabric is made from reindeer cartoon (thanks for telling Mom got when I was in the hospital). And when by chance, during the sales, he ran into some pajamas, well, I can not not buy it. This trend has led me in my years of having to buy boxes are designed primarily to carry clothing pajamas, and now, in my chest boxes with orange lilies find space on the companions of a thousand summer nights and winter, because yes, even during the hottest months of the year I can not stop wearing it. My relationship with my pajamas is what you have with a lover who would like to leave but that you can not say no. E 'magnetic, attractive, meets and often does not ask for anything in return, except some laundry. I do not know if this is a modest Christian heritage or if it is just habit, however, you do not use my pajamas I wonder and ask, but when you get up in the morning do not die of cold? And when you get up to go pee breaks the sleep thing worn to prevent your roommates see you in his underwear?

await answers, faithful as ever, and meanwhile I'm going to put on my pajamas.

Today I chose the gray and black stripes, the one I bought in July by H & M with my friend Lara Musso, that when we put it there seem to be two conjoined twins who do not resemble each other shit.