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Eventually you grow fond of servitude.

Dear Santa,

will be at least ten years since I write to you, maybe a few more, calculating that I stopped asking for presents that time I saw my father secretly wear your full usual, dress to get you marks, but does not solve those little imperfections in belly level. Well, we are not here to talk about look, I'm not Ferragni Chiara. Having said that I wondered if after a decade could make some claim, does not want to sound arrogant here but, if possible, would that solve my problem: I hate hanging out.

I hate him with all my heart even more to change the sheets, even more to wash the cutlery dirty, even more than I miss the tram whizzes close or having to go to the pharmacy to buy a pregnancy test (the situation for which I have, years later, found a solution: get radiant and smiling as if at last my dream of having a child and a family was about to come true and ask, with eyes full of hope, that miracle of science that will allow me to see if I have the cycle again late or if I make a gitarella at St. Anna). Returning to spread, well the word I just causes convulsions, an event that never occurs, except when they are forced to strike off by yet pictures on facebook where you, friend sconociuto forgotten and that you will be deleted after this abuse, I get to write in how and when we met, or I advantages over my zodiac sign, believing that to be funny. Returning to our dear Father, well, I would immediately point out that the problem can not be solved simplistically putting fire under the dryer because we both know that I would ruin those rags that I use to cover my nakedness, and then ask you to find a radical solution. Personally, I can think of two ideas: either you get here too the Chinese that we do the laundry for a few euro as in America, or you give me a slave, nationality is not important enough for me that is a hard worker, a tireless and devoted. Maybe I would like Thai so while we're also runs massage, but do not want to sound arrogante.

Grazie per la disponibilità dimostrata,

sperando di essere ancora nella lista di quelli che hanno fatto i bravi,

M.

p.s.

Ho cambiato domicilio, ma queste cose tu le sai.

Io e Santa in un momento di intimità.