Monica Roccaforte Clips

"me cago Mal going on," cit.

I waited 4 hours for my plane sitting on the floor drawing on my agenda the craziest couple in the world (the dwarf and giant) and a very fat girl, I went to bed at 10:30 every night, I slept a lot, I taught my boyfriend to play scala40 making me tear up for the next 12 games, I turned off the roaming from my blackberry after consuming two telephone recharges in less than 4 minutes, I made friends with a couple of metalheads in Monza, I've got a leaky boat captained by a guide named Marco Polo abusive, I fed a land turtle of 150 years, I had a bath spiluccando fruit to a dish, I was in a place that made me think of Simba, Mufasa, Scar and Ivana Spagna that with those two boats instead of the lips that makes me go back directly with his feet soaking in all the places where my white ass floated, I saw a man 50 years of Trieste dye their hair with henna, I have collected shells as the worst of the freak, I ate all the potatoes that cook swuali in the kitchen and I was in a market of real ones, where real people go to buy T-shirts Stonetown acrylic football teams and phone cards, I saw Vecchini wonderful, I have endured the heat of an African city and a tourist guide that block the constantly repeating his Italian "Capito?", I realized that if you see a woman who is not wearing the veil is a European-style dresses but "fornication of Tanzania, I discovered that the Masai are Kenya and are excellent suitors, too bad my eyes had not, I got a massage from Mwuana, I am passionate about bongo flava, I saw something that was a cross between a hyena, a fox and a dingo, the dingo, but are not in Africa, I did a bike ride and I burned half back, I bought 50 pens and I gave at a school where there are 500 children, those children have eaten mangoes for sea sickness and have been sick for the next 8 days, I heard a plane in Naples say "Sign 'has wrecked the fuck u" and I laughed, I felt the pain of Africa and still I try. Lords of the airlines, however, owners Spend 3 euro for lunch because you have given me, I assure you, tortellini and sauce are the last thing a person should eat.